- you decide to start a fight over toilet paper when you haven't paid for anything else in the apartment
- you are the tightest tightwad there has ever been
- you 'know' how things are done, in spite of only having lived one place other than your mommy's house
- you can't remember to lock the apartment door
- you aren't too busy to watch hours of chinese TV on line but are too busy to clean anything or buy a shower curtain
- you get a shocked/surprised/angry look on your face when you expect to get your way and don't
- you feel picked on because you have to study more than your roommate even though she already went through what you're doing now
- you act like you don't have to pay utilities because you 'don't have any money'
- you ask questions but never believe the answer
You might have bad hygiene if...
- you wash your clothes three times a semester
- you can make an 8 oz bottle of shower gel last 7 months (and counting)
- you can make a sam's club size bottle of shampoo last 7 months (only half gone)
- you only use 5 sheets of toilet paper but never wash your hands after using the bathroom
- you wash dishes in lukewarm water, without soap
- you still have food stuck to the dishes after you've 'washed' them
In case its not obvious, these are the issues with my current roommate, who somehow is as much of a child as my last roommate. How do I hit this jackpot every time? And why are there two people in this world who have seriously thought I was a pushover, and both had the nerve to be upset when they found out I wasn't? The hygiene issues don't affect me, they're just gross.
My thoughts? I'm done with this crap.
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